Wednesday, July 9, 2008

CHLOE THE CRIMINAL

As the title suggests, this little criminal of ours did something very, very bad. And she did it twice.

Everyday after dinner, she’d be sitting around with us, watching TV – to be specific, she rests on my lap. Whenever there’s a need to do her business or have a drink, she’d squirm, a signal to go down – so she can run to her room. Very good girl.

So last night, the same thing happened. Very normal that we didn’t suspect anything.

However, during commercial break, we started to wonder on her whereabout ‘cus she’d usually come back to me after she’s finished. But she’s not back. So we called out to her, to which she will come running – but no response. Something is not right.

We went to look for her and to our shock, half of her body was inside her big bag of puppy food. There she was, happily eating away. It turned out that B had forgotten to close the bag after feeding her earlier. As we picked her up, we felt her tummy and it was hard! All filled with food. Very bad puppy, it’s only gonna make her sick.

The very next day, when we got home after work, a happy little face greeted us at the door. She has broken out of her room! So we went around, checking to see whether she has created any mess, but everything looks fine. But when we went to get her dinner, we found a big hole in her bag of food. Turned out that this little criminal has bitten a hole in it and hosted a feast for herself throughout the day. Imagine that! Again, we checked her tummy and it’s swelling like a balloon, worse compared to yesterday.

Put her into her room to reflect on her crime and found that she has not poo and shue for the day. Very suspicious! And there’s nothing around the house when we checked earlier. Then it dawned upon us that the mess could be upstairs.

So up we went and found 7 spots of poo and 3 spots of shue! It’s all around! Crime scenes include our bedroom, walk-in wardrobe, ironing board, family area and wallpaper! Yes, wallpaper, you got that right. I wonder how she managed to leave a whole strip of poo on the wall, just sticking there like a monkey’s tail.

Normally, she’d only poo once after breakfast and another time after dinner. But today, there were 7 poo spots and we have yet to feed her dinner. That only shows how much she has eaten the night before and today. Bad baby!

All that said, she is now inside her room, grounded until further notice.

1 comment:

Annette K said...

Reasons why Chloe had to commit poo poo crime and hide it upstairs :

1. She got out of her room but couldn’t go back in to settle business

2. To buy more time before getting some good scolding – very smart