Friday, July 18, 2008

MORE ABOUT “THE BITCH”

Ok, I’ve been receiving inquiries as to why she is labeled as the ‘well-established bitch’ - other than because of the ‘Property Invasion’ story. There must be more to it.

Well, indeed. It all began like 1-2 years ago, when everyone was just getting the house keys and renovation in progress. This family a.k.a. bitch’s family had the habit of parking their cars right in the middle of people’s gates, especially ours, since we’re right next door. The thing is, their own driveway and compounds would be free of obstacles ‘cus they don’t park there, and they would rather obstruct other people’s gates. For what reason? I have several. :P

1. To make way for her big fat butt to strut around
2. They have the fixation to invade people’s space, which is incurable
3. They’re just plain sick and ignorant (don’t give a damn attitude)

Worse is that even when they see the other house owners driving up the driveway and couldn’t enter the house ‘cus they’re obstructing, they’ll just pretend not to see anything and carry on with whatever trivial thing that they’re doing. So the poor house owners will have to park elsewhere, as in the roadsides or wherever possible.

So back to me and B. Being sane people, we just let them be since we are neighbours. Won’t want the first ever sentence to them to be “Hi, excuse me. I need to enter my house. So... Ermm...” – if you know what I mean.

Anyway, totally different from the rest of the community, if you remember I mentioned, this family is like total snobs! My gawd! There’re stories about this also. So I’m sure you can guess, there’s no social contact whatsoever till to date.

Ok, the juiciest part of the story. Both families have not moved in ‘cus renovation was still on-going. So one fine day, we happened to park our car a little more to their side – like what, 20cm? In other words, their gate was unobstructed and they could still enter their house. And it’s so minor that we hardly noticed.

Then came the bitch driving along. She suddenly stopped right in front of our house and gave us the lioness look. Not having any clue, we were like “Huh?” And she stayed there, staring till we figured out why, no words said. If she hated it so much, she could’ve said something, straight to the point and we’d get it. Instead, she had to stay there and stare.

She continued to stare as we went into the house to get the car keys. And still stared while B moved the car. And continued staring even after the car was out of the way. The staring went on till she had enough and decided to continue driving. Thereafter, we were like “Gawd... What was that? And that’s supposed to be our neighbour. How on earth do we get so lucky?”

So that’s her story. A well-established bitch. I have more to tell, if you’re interested. :D But not gonna write more 'cus she's not worth the effort. :P

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