Friday, March 27, 2009

Thursday, February 19, 2009

WHAT NOW ??

First, politicians went missing. Then naked pictures were distributed. What's next? Politician caught eating food from garbage bin? :P

Let me tell you how this can be done...

Follow politicians around... See who likes eating burger... Make sure they're small-eaters... Pick a target and catch him in action with a camera! :P

In action eating burger lar... What were you thinking? :P And when he can't finish it, he'll definitely toss it away into the dustbin, right? Catch that picture as well.

Put both pictures together... But reverse the sequence! :P Hehehee...

As silly as it may sound, it is possible, you know? With all the drama that is happening in the country right now, who could predict what comes next? Anything is possible. Imagine the headline "POLITICIAN CAUGHT EATING FROM GARBAGE BIN!" Marvellous!

Then everyone will start making press statements. "Hygiene is very important. Eating from the garbage bin is immoral. Thus he should step down." Or better, "If politicians wanna eat from garbage bin, they should ensure that the pictures do not fall into the wrong hands."

Hahahaa... Those are indeed my favourite quotes. Wonder if you know who made those statements? They're just so brilliant! :P

Monday, February 9, 2009

MUMMY BEHIND THE WHEELS

B is in Barcelona again. As usual, I'd go home to Penang and stay with my parents. Was there for 10 whole days. Mm-mm... :D Got back to Shah Alam this afternoon. It's special this time around 'cus mummy drove B's car and sent me back here.

We had it all planned actually, but because of the unexpected snow in London, the plan was disrupted. Anyway, B sent me and Chloe home, and boarded the plane from Penang. While he's away, we would stay with my parents. And when he's back, he'll drive us back to Shah Alam, so that we do not have to travel on our own.

But like I said, due to the snow in London, his journey to Barcelona was delayed as the transport system couldn't operate. As a result, some of the meetings are re-scheduled and thus, his return date is affected.

I couldn't wait as I have to return to work. So no choice, I have to come back first on my own. I was thinking of taking a flight back and leave Chloe with her grandparents for a couple of days. Only when her daddy is back, she'll come home with him. But at the same time, B tired from the flight and to drive such long distance thereafter is for me. Now that I won't be there, it kinda defeats the purpose. And to drive alone with little Chloe resting on his lap is kinda inconvenient. Taking all these factors into consideration, mummy decided to take charge and drive. Reason being I don't know how to handle B's car. :P Call me useless, but oh well...

Anyway, mummy really enjoyed driving B's car. According to her, the car just picks up the speed so fast that she could hardly feel it and now she understands why we drove at our usual speed when heading home each time. Can't blame us. :P Daddy is loving it too.

B is changing his return flight to KL instead, now that we're already back here. Saves him some travelling time. And I can't wait to see him again. It's been too long!

Friday, December 19, 2008

MY GREAT WORK OF ART

I foresee myself being the next Picaso. Don't laugh!


Painting name : Framed





Painting name : Monster





Tuesday, November 18, 2008

CHLOE'S NEW TOY

Got Chloe a new toy. Here it is.




And she's loving it! :D



Tuesday, October 28, 2008

CHINESE TURNIP ?

This is a chinese turnip.



Or is it?



Which is which?

To tell you the truth, one of them is a sweet potato actually. :D

Monday, October 27, 2008

CHIEF MINISTER OF PENANG

Okay, okay... I should say ex-Chief Minister of Penang, Tan Sri Dr Koh Tsu Koon. :P

Anyway, for as long as I can remember or should I say, all my life growing up and in fact, born in Penang, he was the only Chief Minister that I knew. Who before that or whatever was never registered in my mind. I never know. Only after doing some research out of curiosity a while ago, did I know that the Chief Minister before him was Tun Dr Lim Chong Eu. :D

So by now, I think most of you can roughly guess my age. :P

All that said, I had the honour of meeting him in person last night at a dinner. Close enough to shake his hand. And I should say that he looks so much better in person. Those pictures published on media are totally unflattering!

Here, just to show you what I mean. :D




Thursday, October 9, 2008

CHINESE TEA

B and I had dinner at Sushi King today. But that's not the story, of course. Hehehee...

Half way through, a father with his two young sons came by and occupied a table very near to us. A waiter presented them with the menu and asked for their order. The father ordered green tea - usual. Then the waiter turned to the boys and asked, "And for you, sir?"

One of the boys promptly put up his index finger and answered, "Chinese tea!"

Being polite, the waiter smiled and turned to the father. The father cleared his throat and said, "Three green tea, please."

The waiter took their order and walked away, laughing to himself. Hahahaa...